They’re the makers of all things kitschy and convenient – it’s Suck UK!
With their trademark sense of humour at the ready, Suck UK always turn
out products that are equal parts functional and fun. Because your life needs balance.
Can’t find your mouse? Lost your keyboard? Maybe it’s time you cleaned up your workspace… The Deluxe Dark Sharpener Desk Tidy, from Suck UK, is the perfect way to keep all
those renegade pens and pencils you’ve got all over your desk neat and
Because it’s a giant pencil sharpener! Made from dark wood and equipped a shiny blade just like the real thing, but obviously not
the real thing because there aren’t any pencils that big. Honestly, the guys and gals over at Suck UK are too clever for their own good sometimes.
Put this totally awesome desk tidy to work on your desk, and your workspace will always look sharp!
Deluxe Dark Sharpener Desk Tidy features:
- Designed in the UK.
- Made from wood harvested from well-managed forests and steel.
- Gold-plated blade.
- Because wood is a natural material, the exact colour and texture of your Sharpener differ from that shown above.
- Presented in a Suck UK box.
- Please note: Pencils are shown for illustrative purposes only and are not included.
Dimensions: 8.5 x 8.5 x 10.5cm.